Complicated.

I'm just gonna right down a few little tidbits about me that make me so complicated. Are you as complicated as me? I think not.

• I'm so lazy that at this moment, I have only one of my fingernails painted bright red. I don't usually paint my nails but I made a decision to paint my nails red. It got way too difficult after one thumb and I was too lazy to wipe it off. So now I'm walking around with one nail painted. I'll just tell people that I started painting and then the nail polish ran out all of a sudden. And ironically, there was no more nail polish remover left. [I go to relatively ghetto school so it's believable.]
• I staple my papers so that the staples are horizontal, not vertical like how everyone else does it. And I staple TWICE no matter how many papers I'm stapling.
• I'm so lazy that I can't even cross my I's anymore. Instead, they're starting to look more like lower case l's.
• I have to slant my paper to write. You know how normally, people keep their papers horizontal when they're writing? I can't do that. My words would start slanting. So I have to slant my paper more vertically. I know a few other people do that. But I guess it's like being left-handed.