LOL. OMG. I already missed a day and in almost one hour, it'll be tomorrow. And I have so many things to address. So here's a list of stuff just in case I leave before finishing everything I wanted to say.
- Do guys call each other beautiful?
- Pandas Scare Me
- Alexis/Mike [7th grade business]
- Crushes
- Body In Pain
- My Hip Hurted
I am not gonna have enough time because my dad is already telling me to go to bed. But two days ago, I was lying in bed thinking, do guys call each other beautiful like us girls do? You know how there's so many girl guide books in the library about body issues and what not. I hardly ever see books like that for guys. Never actually. You know how we're all like, if a guy can't appreciate you awesome personality and can't love your curves and what not, he's a loser and not worth your time. But have you ever thought of it on the other side? What if we didn't like a guy because he was too skinny or kinda geeky or had a big nose or buck teeth or kinda pudgy? Are guys saying this same stuff about us? Like, "Any girl that can't embrace and appreciate your smartness is a loser and not worth your time." I wouldn't like that. I'd have a problem with that. Face it, I think you're unattractive. That's why I don't like you. And it's the same way around. A guy thinks I'm unattractive. Well I'll face it. Stop trying to be all sugar-coated. Never mind. Keep being sugar-coated you girl books. Because if you weren't, so many girls would have committed suicide by now. Sugar FTW!
OKAY! Next one. Pandas. Alright, I saw this video on RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube. It was a commercial having to do with some food that had a panda as it's mascot. Or something along those lines. I'll post the video later. So this kid and his father were at the grocery store. The kid was about to not buy some panda food and then the panda appeared out of nowhere and started throwing the kid and his father's shopping cart and stomping on it. Now whenever I see a panda suit or something, I get weirded out. I can never think of them the same way.
Jordan* and Mike. I'm so disgusted by Mike that I'm using his "real" name. [It's actually a nickname that people actually called him at school.] Okay, this is actually something that happened back back in the day. And by back back in the day, I mean 7th grade... almost two years ago. Alexis was my good ol' buddy at the time. She was a weird girl I must admit. She was black but she was OBSESSED with heavy metal. And she was an AWESOME drawer. Oh gosh. Alexis was really awesome at that artistic stuff. She even made me a little bubble letter name thingy. I still have it hanging on my wall.
So yeah, Jordan... The thing about her is that she's pretty. She has pretty brown eyes. And yeah. Guys liked her. But she was so weird. She said the random-est stuff and sometimes I think she's clueless. She had a crush on this dude in our class [I knew him from elementary school] named Timothy*. Timothy isn't what you call... gorgeous. But there's something about him that's cute. At least to me. But no one sees it so I don't say anything. But Timothy is so funny. And he could draw. So I could understand why Jordan liked Timothy. They went out. And I remember it being a pretty good time. They even kissed.
But then Timothy broke up with her brutally. Like he broke up with her in the middle of the hallway, everyone was there. And then he laughed. He had NO remorse. He couldn't even say sorry. Instead, he went around saying, "I'm free!" All the guys hated him for this though. He lost one of the prettiest girls in school and made her cry.
After Jordan and Timothy broke up, Jordan's boyfriend choices got worse and worse. She went out with my friend Casper*. I mean, Casper was cute. In fact, I had a MAJOR crush on him back then. I talked to him all the time and everything. But the thing was, Casper had a history for bad break ups, especially with my close friends. So I never went out with him or anything. So Casper and Jordan went out but Jordan broke up with him after a short while. LOL. The funny thing is, Casper had asked out Jordan so many times before and when he finally got her, she broke up with him in like a week.
After that, Jordan went out with this dude named Jeremiah*. Jeremiah was chubby and annoying. Like majorly annoying. I'm a nice person. I generally don't make trouble with people. But Jeremiah was like the only person I truly did not like. It's not like he had a nice personality so I couldn't understand why Jordan would want to go out with a guy like that. They fought all the time. And broke up and made up so many times to count. And they kissed and everything. Ugh.
The worse was Mike. He was straight-up abusive. Not that he hit her or anything. But he didn't treat Jordan right at all. I always knew that Mike was horrible. He used to flirt with me all the time. Ew. First of all, he was short. A tiny bit shorter than me. And I'M short. And he looked like an albino. He was so light skinned. [Btw. He was black.] He just looked weird. Anyway, my buddy Ryan told me something in Tech class yesterday.
Mike and Jordan used to do sexual stuff in Health class. I knew they kissed, french-kissed a few times. But Jordan had given him a hand job in the Health room. When the teacher lady was there! Apparently, Ryan walked in while this was in session. And the teacher lady was all, "It's totally normal." That is some chiz. Straight-up chiz. And on the last day of school, Jordan got raped in Art class. I wasn't there I remember, because I snuck out of class.
Well according to Ryan, this really rough cheerleader girl named Sasha* [btw. She was one of those gorgeous loud popular girls. But she was super scary and tough. And perverted.] held Jordan down while Mike fingered her. This was in class where the teacher lady and all these other people were. Sasha had been telling Jordan that Mike and her had to do it eventually. And I missed it. The teacher lady was being stupid and didn't hear what was going on. [Jordan was screaming and there were guys rooting around the table trying to get their turn.] Hearing the story was horrible. Alexis was crying and stuff. But then she went back to Sasha screaming, "THANK YOU! IT FELT SO GOOD!"
My face = :OO
I don't know what to think. So let me get off that subject. This post is getting kinda long so I'm gonna start another one.
But then Timothy broke up with her brutally. Like he broke up with her in the middle of the hallway, everyone was there. And then he laughed. He had NO remorse. He couldn't even say sorry. Instead, he went around saying, "I'm free!" All the guys hated him for this though. He lost one of the prettiest girls in school and made her cry.
After Jordan and Timothy broke up, Jordan's boyfriend choices got worse and worse. She went out with my friend Casper*. I mean, Casper was cute. In fact, I had a MAJOR crush on him back then. I talked to him all the time and everything. But the thing was, Casper had a history for bad break ups, especially with my close friends. So I never went out with him or anything. So Casper and Jordan went out but Jordan broke up with him after a short while. LOL. The funny thing is, Casper had asked out Jordan so many times before and when he finally got her, she broke up with him in like a week.
After that, Jordan went out with this dude named Jeremiah*. Jeremiah was chubby and annoying. Like majorly annoying. I'm a nice person. I generally don't make trouble with people. But Jeremiah was like the only person I truly did not like. It's not like he had a nice personality so I couldn't understand why Jordan would want to go out with a guy like that. They fought all the time. And broke up and made up so many times to count. And they kissed and everything. Ugh.
The worse was Mike. He was straight-up abusive. Not that he hit her or anything. But he didn't treat Jordan right at all. I always knew that Mike was horrible. He used to flirt with me all the time. Ew. First of all, he was short. A tiny bit shorter than me. And I'M short. And he looked like an albino. He was so light skinned. [Btw. He was black.] He just looked weird. Anyway, my buddy Ryan told me something in Tech class yesterday.
Mike and Jordan used to do sexual stuff in Health class. I knew they kissed, french-kissed a few times. But Jordan had given him a hand job in the Health room. When the teacher lady was there! Apparently, Ryan walked in while this was in session. And the teacher lady was all, "It's totally normal." That is some chiz. Straight-up chiz. And on the last day of school, Jordan got raped in Art class. I wasn't there I remember, because I snuck out of class.
Well according to Ryan, this really rough cheerleader girl named Sasha* [btw. She was one of those gorgeous loud popular girls. But she was super scary and tough. And perverted.] held Jordan down while Mike fingered her. This was in class where the teacher lady and all these other people were. Sasha had been telling Jordan that Mike and her had to do it eventually. And I missed it. The teacher lady was being stupid and didn't hear what was going on. [Jordan was screaming and there were guys rooting around the table trying to get their turn.] Hearing the story was horrible. Alexis was crying and stuff. But then she went back to Sasha screaming, "THANK YOU! IT FELT SO GOOD!"
My face = :OO
I don't know what to think. So let me get off that subject. This post is getting kinda long so I'm gonna start another one.
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