Tuesday, September 11, 2012

It's Funny How Much Cuter A Guy Gets When His Pants Actually Cover His Ankles.

That used to be the definition of nerd: when your pants don't reach your ankles. But for the most part, most guys' pants reach their ankles by high school. The new sign of a guy's coolness is by their shoes.

You can tell a lot about a guy (or anyone) by their shoes.

A guy who wears Converse is a guy who doesn't bother. Usually they where that one pair of worn out high-tops like every single day. It's probably because it's an acceptably cool shoe that they don't have to bother with. Depending on the cleanliness of the shoe, the guy may be a shy guy, a gamer, or some witty smart dude who sits at the back of the class.


A guy who wears Sperry's/Moccasins is usually pretty hip. The Sperry's probably match with their rolled up skinny trousers, form fitting blouses, hipster glasses, and model-style hair. They usually get all the babes because they are so "cool", you know.


A guy who wears Adidas flip flops with socks is most likely a school athlete. There's really no set personality for these type of guys (depending on what sport they plat) except that they are always slightly a bit more tired than everyone else. And they are probably wearing sweatpants and a jacket, not necessarily color matching but matching nevertheless.

A guy who wears Nike/Jordans is most likely a more urban guy, and if I may say it... ghetto. But not always. They guy is usually more outspoken, "trendy", and maybe delinquent. It all depends really. They are typically sporting skinny jeans, exposed boxers, and a polo.


 A guy who wears Vans is usually somewhere in between a Converse guy and a Nike/Jordans guy. Usually, they are slightly less "fashionably" aware than Nike/Jordan guy but definitely more aware than Converse guy. But their personalities match a Converse guy plus a Sperry's guy in that they are a bit more chill but a bit more attractive. This guy is most likely wearing some Aeropostale, A&F, AmericanEagle, or Hollister shirt with fitted straight-legged jeans.


So the last guy I will mention is the guy who wears Skechers. Don't get me wrong. I don't have anything against "nerds" but you have to admit, if you see a pair of Skechers (or shoes that resemble Skechers) on the feet of a guy, he is most likely a "nerd". Generally, these guys are super nice but unrelentingly nerdy complete with dad jeans and a unfitting polo or t-shirt.

Okay, so this what I created in the little time I had to make up for not posting on Friday. I seriously need a break from school. Ugh.

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