Just An Entire Post On Crushes.

When I was in like, 5th or 6th grade, I discovered Graham Phillips.

He was in this Ben 10 movie and he was the sole reason why even decided to watch the movie because I thought he was soo darn cute.

I remember I was obsessed with his eye color and his full lips. And I devoted pages and pages of my orange journal to him. Pictures included.

Hopefully, I can still find it somewhere.

But I remember writing love stories in this journal and the guy of interest would be named Graham.

Yeah... I was such a girl.

I devoted my life to watching every movie that he was in. And I think the only other movie I could find that I could watch him in was Evan Almighty and since this was early YouTube, I couldn't just watch it online. I had to watch it on TV and girl, you know I kept check. He only appeared in the movie about like 1/12 of the entire movie but you bet I caught I every moment.

Anyway, I began to sharpen my stalker skills at this age because I eventually found out that he was going out with some girl who everyone now knows as Ariana Grande. It broke my little elementary school girl heart. But I eventually got over it and went back to real life and kind of forgot about him.

I decided to go on Tumblr and see how he looks now.

*sigh*

Of course, he's still a hottie. I have to admit that he kinda looks weird somewhat. I think it's the lips. But there's no denying that he's still attractive. I'm not going back to the obsession that I had a long time ago but I would definitely wanna kiss him if I had the chance.

But yeah... as I was scrolling to his pictures on Tumblr, I couldn't help but think that he looked kinda like The Guy. And it was really obvious in this picture where he's riding a bike with that girl from Twilight. Ashley Green? Meh. Who cares?

Anyway, in this picture, he's got EXACTLY The Guy's hairstyle. And although Graham's hair is darker, in this picture, it's almost exactly the same color as The Guy's. He's got his same face shape and figure and ugh...

He just has the same look. Lean, tall white boy with light colored eyes, dark hair, and full lips. If Graham had ungodly long eyelashes, he would've been an almost perfect fit for the typical guy look I seem to always fall for.

The more I look at his pictures, the more he resembles The Guy! It's ridiculous. Is God messing with me?!

Ugh. Here's more pictures because why not.

Lawd Have Mercy.

I don't know if I mentioned it before but I also had a short crush Simon Rex. It was like a one week thing in March because I randomly watched a portion of Scary Movie 3 and I saw him and I thought he was drop dead gorgeous.

Of course, he's hella old. But he's one of those guys who seem to get sweeter as they ripen, if you know what I mean.

But I was turned off after seeing one of his music videos as Dirt Nasty and it was so gross that I kind of saw him in a different light and I didn't wanna crush on him anymore so I stopped. But I still think he's really good looking.

I also found out he had a fling with Paris Hilton so that turned me off to the max and I was officially done.

But as I said.

If I was a few years older and 200% more attractive, I would totally get it on with him.

And as you've probably noticed, he has the light eyes, dark hair, and full lips going on.

And yes, I most likely began having a crush on him because he reminded me of The Guy. I really do think I need to go to therapy or something. This is really bad.

My recent crush has been Charles Trippy from CTFxC.

Yeah, I know about the whole divorce thing. And it's causing a whole bunch of drama right now in the Internet world. And yes, he wouldn't be on my mind right now if it weren't for all this drama.

But I should tell you that I found him attractive a long time before all this drama when I saw him and his ex-wifey on YouTubers React a while back. I kept seeing him appear in the episodes and then I came to the realization that this guy was actually pretty adorable.

He doesn't fit my typical mold for crushes. He's a bit too ordinary. He doesn't have the light hair and his lips aren't anything to write home about. But there's something so endearing about him and I'm guessing it's the eyes.

Do you see it? I don't  know but there's something precious and sweet about his eyes and I think that's why I find him attractive.

I started watching his vlogs and I realized he's just as sweet as his eyes are. And now I'm crushing on him. Even though he's pushing 30, I want him to lay his head on my lap so I can brush my fingers through his hair and so he can then kiss me. I want that right now. I want him to kiss me right now.

Um, so yeah. This post was just about crushes.

To sum it all up. There IS something that all of theses guys have in common.

Gorgeous smiles!