Tuesday, November 9, 2010

LOL. OMG. My School Caught On Fire Again! =P

I'm just gonna write everything I need to say first.

- School caught on fire
- U.S. History Interview
- No Spanish Guy ;(
- Girls from Elementary School



Alright let's just get straight to it.

So after gym, I went back to my locker to get my sweater. It took me awhile because the gym teacher lady decided of all times that we're gonna have class in the main gym, which is far from the exit to the new building. So yeah, I went back and I saw Jake walking down the hallway. [I have a feeling he's avoiding me.] I mean, he's walking SO slow. And whenever I walk by, he goes straight to class. Or maybe it was just one time. I dunno... So I took my sweater and zoomed out of the new building so I can have a nice view of Jake walking. ;D But I didn't wanna look stalkerish, so I just passed him and made my way into the old building.


Then *fire alarm sound*! [I don't know what it sounds like. =P I just know it makes a sound and there's lights blinking. I just remember the lights.] I thought it was one of Jake's friends who pulled the fire alarm. So I looked behind me for a few seconds. [An excuse. I only looked behind me so I could glance at Jake. =D] But yeah, I just keep walking and I see Jonathon and he shows me a picture of a happy smiley face that shot itself in the head and hearts were floating out of it's wound. Scary but pretty. But then the hallway doors started to close. [Which I do not understand. If there's a fire in the school, what sense does it make to lock up the whole school? So we can all die?] I hurried up because I school had already ended and I did not wanna miss my bus. 

That's when I saw the smoke. It was covering the whole entrance and more. I contemplated whether I should go around or go straight. [My dumb freak self went straight into the smoke because I wanted to see the fire. =P][Which I did not see btw.] 

The administrators were being dumb though. Instead of trying to find out where the fire was coming from. They were just standing around, telling people to leave. [The stupid kids at my ghetto school would wanna go back into a building caught on fire. Idk what the heck is wrong with them.] 


So yeah... I don't know what this is. Is this like an attack from the MS-13 because apparently, it's them Spanish people that be doing this mo fo. Most everyone is pissed only because for some apparent reason, these kids never decide to light our school up in the morning. Only during the end of the school. -_-' 


So... today I finally got to do our U.S. History Interview Project thingy. We had to re-enact an interview that could've taken place like back back in the day. When the whites were messing with the Indians. So I was a President and my partner was Senator Dawes. The thing was, we didn't even do that great but since we're like, the hottest girls in the class, apparently we did. But no seriously, no one really commented except the dudes that mess with me in U.S. History. Everyone liked us way too much to open their mouths about the bad things we did. But it's whatever. 


I didn't see my Spanish guy today. Grr... I think I went into the wrong line. I saw him, but not in the lunch line. I saw him already sitting down. [I got there earlier and everything.] If I don't ever see him again, I'm just gonna plop down at his table and eat there. It would work if only I was Spanish because there's too many of them in that table. I'm not racist or anything but wouldn't it be awkward if you were the only one who spoke English in a table full of people probably saying bad things about you in Spanish like, 


Spanish girl: "Mira a esa chica allí mismo." *giggle giggle*


Spanish guy: "Ella es tan gordo." 


Spanish girl: "Mira cómo se come!" *giggle giggle* 


Spanish guy: "Su cabeza es tan grande." *whole table giggling and me smiling pathetically* 


Me: Como estas! PUTA PUTA! 

Spanish girl: Stupido. [Me: I know what that means! >:(]


Remember when I said I saw the Facebooks of these girls I went to school with in elementary school? I need to tell you a little story about one of them.


Well one of the girls, let's call her Stacey Cinnamon. =P [Her last name is a spice.] Well, Stacey was one of my "friends" back in 2nd grade. She wasn't like my friend FRIEND but I talked to her a lot. Meh. I guess she was a friend. Well, Stacey was OBSESSED with Hello Kitty. I used to pretend I actually knew what Hello Kitty was. I knew what she was. I've seen her before. But I didn't know what she did. Hello Kitty was just there. Everywhere. 


But this same sweet innocent girl with a slight speech problem, [Like she pronounced first like FOHst and was like Hewwo KitTEE.] taught me curse words. Me, I was a sweet innocent girl myself. My parents never taught me those kind of words so I was curious. I would always hear kids go like, "OOOOOOHHHH! HE SAID THE F-WORD!" In my mind I'd be thinking, "What's the f-word? Fish? Fork? Fruit? Fru-bleh-guh-bleh-guh???"


So Stacey was like, "You wanna know the curse words?" And I was like, "OH YEAH!!!" I tried to get my friend Aqua to come learn with me. You see, Aqua is hardcore. She already knew all the curse words. She already knew I was gonna get in too big trouble with this Stacey girl but I didn't see it coming. So I learned them, the b-word, the f-word, and some other ones. I can't remember. Then Stacey made me go say a curse word to this girl in my class. I hesitated at first, but then I just blurted it out. The word got around in the playground that I, Miss Goody-Two-Shoes CURSED. I think everyone in 2nd grade knew about it. 


I started crying. I thought I was a bad person. Or maybe because I just didn't like the attention I was getting. But ever since then, I can never say a curse word to someone. I say them in my mind and sometimes I say them really really low but I just don't curse. Plus, I'm a Christian. Christians don't say those words. [If it's in the Bible, that's an exception. But I still won't say it.] And curse words are so ugly. With all those asterisks everywhere, messing up a perfectly good sentence [or making a bad sentence worse than it already is...]. 


That's it for today. =D


- Freshman.

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