Halloween and Guns

Yes, Halloween's tomorrow. Which reminds me. We didn't buy any candy. It's whatever. We hardly get trick-or-treaters in this area anyway. And if they decide to come this year, this is my plan.

[bell rings]

I get up from the warm comfy couch, grumbling to myself. I walk to the door and look out the window.

Kids I don't know, or probably do know, but cannot recognize, dress in creepy costumes with stupid grins plastered on their faces. I smile mischievously and wave the bucket of candy from the window.

I open the door.

"TRICK OR TREAT!" the creepy people chant.

"Trick-or-treat to you too!" I say. I close the door, turn off the outside lights and leave.

I look at their dumb-struck faces from another window.

Ha ha ha. That'll teach you never to knock on strangers' doors for candy.

Cruel right? I don't care. I heard a gun shot not too long ago. I always thought it was someone getting shot or something. But no. It's from the university. There's a football game today. My dad said that every time a gun gets shot, that means the football team scored a point. That explains EVERYTHING.

My hands smell like burger. I just had a Whopper from Burger King. Just saying but their burgers are WAY better than McDonald burgers. But the smell is so annoying now. I can't even scratch my nose without the wiff of Whopper getting in the way. I'd wash my hands but I'm too lazy too. And I've been needing to pee for awhile but I'm too lazy to get up and go.

Oh and another side of my computer got a virus. My brother's side. Before that, it was the Guest side. So that means there's more moving documents and deleting. What happened was that are virus protection expired so now my laptop is going out of control.

I also got a package from GirlsLife today. I got a jacket. Sadly, I don't like it very much. I want to exchange it for another prize. But I can't. I'm disappointed very much right now. I mean, the pattern isn't bad, and the leopard print on the inside is gorgeous. But the cut is all wrong. I'm thinking about getting a smaller size and just not buttoning it. I don't think I'm allowed to get a smaller size. But it isn't my fault though! They didn't tell me that they were going my women's sizes! Ugh. I wanted the other blazer. What did I see in this one?