Avan Jogia... Colton Haynes... Billy UNGH-er....

I can't tell if I'm just horny or if all the boys are just getting hot.

I mean, Avan Jogia, Colton Haynes, and Billy Unger aren't new hotties. But honestly, I feel like every time I turn on the TV, scroll on Tumblr, go OUTSIDE, I see sexy men. Older sexy men, younger sexy men... It's getting insane.

So last night or two nights ago, I found out that this guy was actually hot.

Dat smile doe.

I've seen him on Lab Rats, that show on Disney XD. I watch it occasionally and I actually kind of like the show. I always thought of him as the nerd though not a very ugly one. Honestly, I didn't really pay much attention to them. I was still caught up on the fact that I had the seen the dad of the show in Queer as Folks, that gay TV show. And then, he changed his hair or something. I don't know. And then I realized he was hot.

I also found out that I was following his brother on Instagram this whole time and I had no clue. The kid's name is Eric Unger and I honestly have NO idea why I follow him except for the fact that I know he rolls with the O2L crew somehow. I don't even think he's that cute. I mean, he is but he's like 14 or something. Not my type.

Anyway, back to Billy Unger. He's a guitarist and he's 17. Once I get my perfect body and perfect skin, he'd be perfect for me.

My eye spasms are starting to actually hurt now. Eeek.

So yeah, on to sexy #2...

I always have a hard trouble looking at this. Oh God why!

I was reading an article discussing how Colton Haynes was actually scientifically beautiful or something along those lines. I mean, HE IS. To the point that I am seriously contemplating watching Teen Wolf just to watch this sexy man. Look at those eyes and those eyebrows. And that perfectly shaped nose. And those pouty pink lips. And those cheekbones. And his jawline. And the freckles! Oh God. The freckles!

He also happens to be bisexual. 

He is too much.

Now the last famous sexy guy I will discuss tonight is:

Who the hell are your parents!? Them sexy doe!

Ugh. He is magnificent. It's not like I'm just realizing he's perfect. It's more like I'm just realizing he's THIS perfect. I decided to watch Twisted after the premiere of the new season of Pretty Little Liars. And I was like, F***! I forgot he was this gorgeous. I think he got even more attractive since I last saw him on Victorious. To the point that I didn't even know it was the same guy. 

Like, seriously?! Who are the people that bestowed these genes on you?! 

I don't wanna talk about a guy I can't have any longer. Let me stop. 

Why don't we go on to college (well, I think they were in college) boys that I saw at the gas station today? There was one there before I got in and another popped in right after I got in. I felt so underdeveloped and ugly when I saw them. I was all fat and stocky. They both probably went for pretty, long-haired, lean white girls who wear shorts and sandals and can drive and stuff. There was I about to go off to the library on the bus with my little brother. So frustrating...

It got me thinking for a moment what would happen once I got into college. Would I ever be physically attractive to guys like that?

I really want to be. That's what this summer is for.